I’ve just seen a guy cycling along the A35 Puddletown bypass.

My brother is a Fire-frightener who covers the M4 and by far the most common accident is drivers wandering off the carriageway because they are either not paying attention or they are falling asleep.

For the love of god people, use your melon and don’t cycle along busy trunk roads. I don’t care how hard you think you are, it won’t be hard as the metal object travelling at 70mph that clatters into you.

Whoever you were, I sincerely hope you made it to wherever you were going unscathed.